I HAVE COME TO THE REALIZATION THAT I SUCK AT THIS 'MESSAGING BACK' STUFF
IM KINDA LIKE 'HEY I HAVE MESSAGES, LOL THEY'RE PROBABLY JUST JOURNALS AND CONTESTS THAT I DON'T HAVE TO LOOK AT RIGHT NOW *FROLICS ACROSS DA AND LEAVES*
THEN THEY PILE UP AND I GET LAZY.
SORRY PEOPLE WHO TAKE THE TIME TO TRY AND COMMUNICATE WITH ME.
I JUST SUCK.
Oh yeah, I got stung on the eye by a wasp.
Not kidding yo, THE STRIPEY BASTARDS ARE OUT TO GET ME
Basicaly theres this weee little wasp nest right outside my back door(and obviously once I realized it was there I refused to go into my backyard)
threeFOUR (lol its three am ISHOULDGOTOSLEEPBUTIWONT) days ago when I decided to play with my dog for a little while.
I chased her around the yard abit and then climbed up onto my deck to put her back inside.
I stood infront of the door FOR LIKE TEN SECONDS just enjoying the nice weather and going 'Hey, this isnt so bad...' WHEN A WINGED DEMON FLEW INTO MY EYE [WHICH WAS CLOSED, THANK GOD] AND STUNG ME.
AND I WAS WEARING MY GLASSES SO ITS NOT LIKE 'OMG THE STRIPEY BASTARD JUST FLEW INTO YOU AND GOT SCARED'
HE PLANNED IT.
HE PLAAAAANNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDD IIIIITTTTT I:<
So yeah the little demon stung my eye so I started swearing and clawing at my eye to get it off of me and then I threw it to the ground and tried to find my wallet so i could get a card to scrape the stinger out with and I was crying like a baby cause I am absoluteley TERRIFIED of wasps so it scared the piss out of me. Then I found it and tried to scrape out the stinger I found out that I actually knocked it out with my clawing before so I just put some ice on it.
Good news is that my mom came home from work early when she found out and brought me Tims and candy and benedryl and it didn't swell to much until
this yesterday morning when I woke up and it was like swollen shut, which sucked.
And my mother, being the caring person she is, looked over at her youngest child layin on the couch moaning aobut her sucky predicament, and took out her phone to take a picture of the tomatoe-like eye.
Spent all day lying in bed in my pyjamas and watching Star trek with a cold pack over one eye.
HOE SNAP THIS JOURNAL IS LONG.
Listening to: She Talks To Angels by Black Crowes
Reading: Gloom Cookie
Watching: Star trek:TOS season2
Eating: Your soul, and it's delicious